Do You, Baby Shorts

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  • Regular price $55.00


Not having a gender reveal baby shower? Wear this. Want to show some solidarity and community harmony? I got you! I had originally envisioned this design as the beginning of a nursery line, you know, baby blankets, burp clothes, onesies, but, it was so sweet and happy, why not begin here? For real, for real, I'm pretty sure, I included most everyone. Around the lovely flowers, the words say, "Do you, baby! Just be happy!"

Nice long shorts, you, know, so your ass isn't hanging out in the wind, perfect for Pride marches or when you want to start a conversation but just don't know how. Just throw on a pair and go running, swimming, weight-lifting, or merrily strolling through the Farmer's market. These shorts won't let you down!

The sizing chart is done in what people consider to be "men's," so keep that in mind.

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• 6.5″ inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from China and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Lithuania

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾